10 SIGNS YOUR LIFE SUCKS AND YOU NEED TO GO TRAVELLING


In an open letter telling us how much your life sucked, here’s how we responded.

p.s. Just to be clear, you never need an excuse to go travelling. But yes, you will become infinitely more interesting as a person if you do.


There’s no chill anymore. It’s just Netflix. And has been for oooh, about a year now?
Travellers are 89% more attractive to the opposite sex, fact

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You’ve been “temporarily” living with your parents now for two years.
It’s mandatory to live with your parents both before you go travelling, and when you get back, so this legitimises your lame housing situation

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You desperately forward “fun” animal memes to your mates each day, but no one ever replies.
You’ll never have enough Wi-Fi on the road to load a YouTube video ever again

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You’re considering taking up Bikram Yoga for spiritual stimulation.
Want to sweat and look like a douche? That’s what fisherman pants and travelling during monsoon is for

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Step away from the fridge! You’re not hungry, you’re just empty.
Travelling will fill that void. Or at the very least, help you lose weight

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The last fourteen messages in your shared WhatsApp group “Uni Bants” have all been yours.
Sod them, we’ll get you new friends

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Nickleback came on the radio earlier, and you forgot to mock it.
We can’t help you with this

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You watched Countryfile on Sunday. And enjoyed it.
The only channel you’ll ever get on the road is Fox News *shudder* which will put all your bad TV habits firmly into perspective

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When you go to the pub after work, all you talk about is work.
Travellers only ever talk about themselves anyway – “No, I’VE been to more countries!” – so your lack of decent chat won’t be obvious

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Last night, on the way home, you tried to strike up a conversation with a fox.
“Huh, awesome travel story dude!”

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