You like to travel with your best friends because friends don’t lie.
You’re main reason to go backpacking is so you can eat your way around the world.
You’re that one friend who always goes missing but always comes back.
You never call your parents and let them know where you are because you’re too busy exploring the world on your bike.
You don’t go anywhere near the local cuisine because your diet back home consisted of Eggos.
You can’t start the day without a morning coffee.
You’re special skill is not waking anyone in the hostel at 2am because you’re stealthy, like a ninja.
You don’t care if no one believes your wild backpacking stories. You know they happened and that’s all that matters.
You’re the ultimate solo backpacker – not out of choice. Weirdo.
You won’t last two minutes. Just go home Barbs.