1. You know that stapler that went missing from floor 4? Well it’s in Peru… and I need it.
2. I just need a new challenge. Less spreadsheets, more hostel bed sheets.
3. You must have noticed how often I travel from my desk to the water cooler every day. I just LOVE travelling.
4. Don’t think of this as me leaving, think of it as a business trip. Apart from I won’t be coming back. Ever.
5. The office playlist is to blame. It plays too much Jack Johnson.